que anábamos por el gran mall gigante llamado Miami, revelando el film de unos comerciales de TV, mi amigo el Pote, mi amigo Fabio (el cliente) y yo. Y cuando uno anda en esas cosas, con clientes y eso, uno complace en lo que sea necesario para que la estadia de los susodichos sea lo mas placentera posible (diablo, vite?). Pues yo pensando que tamo en trabajo 100% y vaina, no he planteado nada de bonche ni andadera, porque supuetamente e en trabajo ke vamo y vaina, no hicimos aterrizar en Miami y ya Fabio taba que "que e lo que vamo a hace entonce, pa donde e la vaina men??". Le ha entrao un desepere, como que le han soltao la soga al hombre...andeldiaaaaaaaaa... Y yo que no hago NA en miami, porque pa mí, es lo ma aburrio del planeta!!!! (I'm ma NY men!). I know NOTHING szitio Fiet and no people or anything there, that dike na ma Nikki Beach, Space, and are a damn I can not Tunki Tunki ke!. And I on the inside "mieeeeeeelda, I'll have to put 3 ke pal Tunki Tunki clog (a pal ass, pk you know, you have to keep protected.)
Buan, the sheath is that Hit me to the hotel, and Pote says "I saw Vuero ervaro, man ta pelfumándose and everything".
Mielda. The output was eminence. That night would be long. And it was ....
"nooo, I have a friend of mine visiting aki ta ke, and ke sopolto that look and that, and we're going to beat us"
Mielda. A beat us. YES LORD! ... Onde ute say, I drive !!!.... and tear out. Well, the sheath is that we come to the house where he was the friend of Fabio, and Pote walk with me up front. All right, tripod in the car, and into trust with the clients and their friends and stuff. And he says the friend (henceforth called Fior - no, I just happened):
"Oh, ma na to Tenemo that as a favor to my niece, that goes to a birthday party for a girlfriend, and I took leave, and we have to go get "
No mind. Well. Let's way home, and for some reason, started talking about porn, and we went in mielda. Speaking of porn-porn-porno men, so, in one, a tripod and that was "ass" over there "singueta" over there ... la la la la laaaa ..... tripod, and talking mielda, with loud music ... relaxed. And suddenly, almost to the house of the niece, Fior says:
"Look, that if you do not talk about the girl up front Chubi eh, who is 14 years old na ma"
"Chubi? ... As well ? Pote question, so desubicao.
"Chubi, you know, Chubi-Chubi" says Fior
"E. ... but that is Chubi men?" I say, I do not understand mielda pk.
"Oh God! SEX, not mention these things in front of the girl!"
"AAAAaaahhhh ... ... Chubiiiii eeeesooooo ...." I kept looking face C3PO, Chewbacca, because men in my life have I heard such crap. jajajajajjaajajja ... Chubi !!!!!... I have heard Manga, chicha, Pompeii ... So the skeleton dance and I know it tó, but men, Chubi ???..... Ombe not leave that woman ... .... so that leave and DE POL DIO!! jajajajajaja ...
Hit me. Silence, and internal restructuring to say nothing against the girl. We rang the bell, and has left open the door, a big woman like 5'11, with a dress-to-end one piece of ass, those that seem that if you bend, you go up to the tits. He looked like a gum !!!.. But a big woman !!!....
"Hello Auntie!"
Andeldiaaaaaaaaaaa ... I have looked at .... jajajajjajaja Pot .. I almost shit of laughter, because Pot looked at me with a face rinse Guatapanal .. jajajajajaja .... and damn well tell me mumbled, hiding behind Fabio:
"The Niñaaaaaaa?"
"ei devil, or that your niece has mija" has left me, so, of Bani.
and has left the friend of the girl child .. Another trunk! so ... but at the level of men, my mother went without panty men, pk were some dresses, which apparently was that they used when they were 5 years, and they laid him. Because he was not marked naaaaadaaaa !!!!!.... I could not look! ... Fabio became insane, because as was his friend, the like, containing the dinardreams. But tobacco in a fucking pot conmigooo jajajajaaa choir ... aguantándono of laughter ...
And the girls were like a strange number. They did not want as you enter. And so llamadera phones ... pa and a lookout point out, as if it sees someone. Men, and indeed has become a sport, so at the level of neon and tó (and crown of smell), and a reguetonaso. And the friend has left juyeeendo pal niece of the car, and goes.
As that happens, we're talking about the large pa where we go. And the girl says "but if you want, man, come with us pal met." And Fabio Fior
and obviously not going to Taban cumpleañito there.
"No mija, thanks, we will place great people you know."
"If you love, look, we took you and left you there, and we then we go to a bar and you look great people as at 1 ... right?
" Ta good aunt, like Ute say "the way to
Car, Pot na ma told me "and you know Taba, Chubi do not talk!" jajajjajaja. Arrancame caravan. Panita The truck takes us to a place like a club, but half so empty and stuff and leave the girl there. "venimo at 1, and you know."
As I was walking at night in Miami, no go. And he says Fabio, but lovingly to vamo aki Cocowalk. And we fall out there, not knowing where to go . We went to a bar rare. We drank a few drinks. Fabio Fior catching up, and I and Pote, thinking nama podíamo not talk in front of the girl Chubi! jajaajajaj .... The sheath is that we spent the whole night, iend from place to place getting worse hahaha ... Rare pods. I felt like a tourist walking by Venezuela. We gave a damn bored men, the only thing we were waiting for 1 to locate the girl.
"Crazy, but this is Miami, where ta is the chorus?"
"mielda if, where and to ta the people"
To the bars empty. Na. 1 talking mielda gave a seedy bar, and we started to look for the girl. When we come to the club where we had left, it looks like Taban cualto giving men. There a trail of car, people on the street, line of people pa enters. A Cursed BONCHEEE!! crazy, half Miami got into the club that !!!... But out at Ferrari and to Men!! jajajajjaja .... We had to park lejísimo. And we look for the girl. When at last we entered, after a chekeo process to ID and we reached the first floor, a minimalist site, people Trankil, dancing musiquita Tunki chill. White furniture and lights ... But it was not the girl. A Fior has entered a desperate "but it's going to be ke gone, as I will do that" .. "but look, there is a second floor, vamo pa ya" tell Fior, pa that will be a Chinese nervousness, tobacco and hitting me me.
Loco, and rising, I mean, we went to another world. As a Twilight Zone menu. A gentio maaardito! and the great musician as well, that was what sounded dike "ESA LOOOCAAAAAA>>> ESAA LOOOOCAAAAA> GUEBOOOOO DALE ".... noventón !!!... BUT !!!.... the muejres a crowd perched on the tables, skirt, blow barrigga, people throwing champagne over, above the bar, clinging to the roof ... I mean, hell !!!!! mad, encendíooOOO perreo !!!!! The caloooraaasoooo .... could not and a fart! .. pa cross, it was impossible !!!... I gave a etrujáa !!... and sweat of the people, and to the woman lit! And it was like
you work as
tobacco
of
enters but ...
mielda !....
many people ... Perata
... ke casting me as
like
traaaaa pa ...
"Oh no, she did not tá ai ... tu ere loco! ... That girl is not being aki"
"But Fior, vamo to enter and damo will return"
" ke nooooo!! ke no aki ke me ta "
" but nothing, vamo a kedano Aki E KE AKI TA EL CORASOOO !!!!" Fabio says
"Loco is ta eto reventandoooooooo IS A POD KI!"
Pote says "Ke ke no I have to find the niñaaaaaaaaaaaaa! "
and low tide, and the cell starts llamadera ... and not limp, and she almost cried.
loco, vamo a subi you and I, and see if by chance up there, "I say to pot.
And After passing the wall of sweat and sex, and seek to Lao, I look at the stage where the DJ ta ignited, the VIP PLUS, back at the end the club. "Come vamo pa subirno already to see if the vemo from up there"
hand, and reaching the stage, up, lit, giving blow waist, stooping to tie the ground vetidito encaramao, smoking, "the girl "lit up like a blight! jajajajajjaja mieldaaa !!!.... .... Fior not know where to put your head !!!!...
jajajajajja
"OOOOooooohhhh! PEroooo POOOTEEEE !!!!!.... NIÑAAAAAAAA TO LOOK !!!!"
And we down, and she climbed, and when intentamo up, for our security "eto e ke ke nama VIP ".... PLUS and niece tells the dike ke pana "no, let them, they walk conmigooooo" jajjajajajajajaja ... THE niece! THE NIÑAAA!! jajajajajajja mielda! I was with a washcloth that was sitting in a chair of such baroque graaandes with a stick!! and giving it the kind sentaoooo waist! no no no ...
"I said ke kedaran but utede Kerian going to celebrate your big people ... as I was? "
" e. ... if ... e. .... But na, I know vinimo to find your "
" Aunt oh no, I'm going ma evening alone and "
" and with whom you walk? and your friend? "says Fabio, making guy.
" Oh, look there "
Loco, the chick's had in a sandwich, 2 morenaso! jajajajjajaj and she lit !!!!! jajajajjajaaj
" I I'm going with it, but imagine aunt, and now it is ta eto lighting ... I'm going to like the 4 ... blessing aunt aburrrr "
When we went out, through the crowd, we walked hand-in hand 4 , pa not to lose, and when I turned around, comes back to me shitting Pote of laughter ... ha ha ha na ma and I said "Do not talk in front of the niñaaaaaaa Chubi jajajajJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA" ...
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJJ! J!!! I had to stop because my teeth would fall the men laugh! jajajajajja ...
jajajjajajajajja .... we left there, as if we had dao a beating. Callao absolutely everything. Nobody said anything. Aguantándono andábamo pot and I laughing, crying! pa do not feel bad Tia. But when we get in that car, which Tabamo cayao todito, men released him !.... NO aguanteeee me! MAAASSS COULD NOT! TABA MIAAAAAANDOOO ME !!!!...
"Do not talk in front of the niñaaaa Chubi! JAJAJAJJ AJAJAJAJAJAJA" ... devil na ma to remember Fior's face!! me meo!
Devil ePlot this car! Fabio left you drooling with laughter ... We drove like 10 minutes to the house of Fior, and that was laughing and laughing! ERDIABLO !!!!! We spent the entire trip on that. I lay in bed, and so, to apagao, I went into fits of laughter, and had ke Pote calls to your room! jajajjajajajaja .... ke laugh! Your
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