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Fresh out of the oven, this fabulous adventure of Taba gentlemen ...

I am doing the visual design the screens of the world tour of Juan Luis Guerra (who as being aperisimas), and one of them is I wish it would rain coffee. We know it's a hymn, and they must have children in the singing field. Then I went to the town of Nice, where I always go surfing, because it's more like a surf safari trip in Africa, walking through the area, with Campitos, people, rivers ...
Well, the fact is that it just last Saturday I start with Paul and Ana, the producers of La Visual Sonora, to film a bunch of kids singing and playing. Devil men, how carajitos. Not that there ... no television is likes ke singueta compaies those people! It was like they lifted a rock, and left absolutely everything together "UUUEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY" ...

We spent the afternoon shooting, and just before we left, I crossed in the 4x4 my friends Ivan Herrera, the coach, and Roman Herrera Franco Ramos, who went to the beach to shop surf session in the afternoon.

"I'm going to and from the end, epérenme down there" ... Ando

on my bus that I love and I love it, because the sheath is more rustic and pineapple there. It's a battle tank. 4x4 is the least I have. This sheath is a sub menu. You know, and one boasts among buddies and scabbard ...

"but Taba, your going to get out there on the bus?"
"oh, but come here, eto pa ta fact that e! you see .."

And we assemble, and to get to the beach, you have to cross a river too wide. The Nizao. The sheath is that as we roll, we see that my friends have taken a curved path, dodging puddles ... hear that shit! People with Monteros and FJ Cruiser and tó, dock walk dodging pods and dimples ... Ombe not ... I WILL RIGHT !!... TO THE PIE WITH!

And sitting up front, is Ana, and is their first time walking along the beach by the river, and my Land Rover Defender 90 !!!!... Taaaaaaaaaannn Ta! Sure, I'm talking the whole way my car, and how tough it is, and not enchiva and that ...

"Taba, and you're going to get there?"
"Hey men, You saw that little group up front there took many turns to reach your pa? "
yes
" aaah ... you know ... eta po bus made pa ta walk a straight line ... na there you stop, you will see "



ma or phenomenon that was at about 5 pm ...












The mess was not nama that, and shame and sheath, AND BULTAAASOOO !!... is that the tractor arrived at about 6-something, and dropped a Cursed Storm!! a downpour of coooño !!!... with Brison and tin roofs flying ... And juidero and screaming ... ... A Cursed jajajjajajajaj trot! jajajajajajja! And up front, sitting with Anna, was one of the children, almost to mourn the shock Sepone !!!... it was like we fell into a gap hit men! BIMBA !!!... I sweated cold, when I see that we began to flood, and that I give ma, na and na.

The boys stopped surfing, and rushed to the rescue. The first thing I did was take the camera crew, pa MAS is not wet, and gun ... And the first thing I said was "But men, and because we did not catch where we meeenn !!!????"... For mariconcito bay, I say, because COMPADRE !!!... jajajjajjaja. Big is not to say, because I look at Anna, and she looks at me, and I looked at the pana jajajjjajja ... "Loco, do not ask !"... Neither Román FJ Cruiser could remove. wire was broken several times. The coach (who corduroy that meets monthly, barbarian, that good gals!) forced to the last pa me out of there ... To the munddo pushed (and seguriiiito that two men came pean you, because look, animal weighing that ..). In the end, one of the boys who shot it, went to town to get a tractor, and helped me (for 1500 the modest sum of weight ... I wonder, is that in those parts of the ads never went Nizao of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ????... Barbarooooo).

The tractor could not get the car because it was sooo deep in the trap of mud, which he tried to pull it, the mud and sand buried it more. Trying to pull it, I broke a tube under the defense, and the Descojonado towing eyes ... Shit! jajajajajajajjajaj !!!... The car is flooded up to where they say Sirilo ...

I could not see the face of Anna, who could not be more fun pulling me pictures ... that Degracia ...


Well, we got the car and almost overnight, after lasting 2 hours under water. Hell yes, it would have been different, and did not serve. The car never went out, and it started like that, without any problem and now !!!... ke nothing like me!
When we Santo Domingo, I took the seats. And in the morning, I put the hose inside to get the sand and mud inside, and left a river eel down the alfombraaa !!!!! Men, A ANGUILAAAAA! I swear to Dioss!! COÑOOO an eel! JAJJAJAJAJAJJA .... I dike, but come here and so rare eta lobriz ... Oh, but ... nothing fast !!.... jajajjajajaja Cursed ... It was an eel in the car fuckin !!!... Pa

But next time, and I say this advice, if they are in caravan, not invent dike off the private road and sheath Chuck Norris ... For 4x4 it ma!

jajajajjajaja

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The end ... Singapore

The train where we spent the night of my birthday toured almost all over Malaysia before leaving the north, near Kuala Besut, where we took a boat that took us to some islands called Perhentians. It's a completely tranquil, despite coincide with school holidays in Malaysia, we do not find it as full as expected, far from it. First we went to the largest of the islands, Pulau Besar, spending a few days with crystal clear waters and wild forests.

These islands are a fantastic place for diving, and although it was not in the plans, I end up pointing to a PADI Open Water . Juan did not mind being a little solinho for a few days, not that this is the world's worst place for it. For three days and a half my companhera Karin and I studied hard for the certification exam (below we see doing the test), not that it was complicated, but this is not the typical place where one expects to be studying at night, so it was a bit harsh.



But all was not theory ... There was obviously a lot of practice and that was rather more fun. As there is no water here "confined" to the practices, or pools, that part of the IIH test in shallow water on deserted beaches only accessed by boat. The exercises we were doing real dive surrounded the coral and marine life totally spectacular. These photos are from the last dive, a joy. We saw several turtles, angel fish (which comes in the picture with blue stripes), trigger fish, many clown fish (Nemos or) swimming in its anemone, stripes ... the perfect place for lovers of the seabed.





And to John in the meantime? as had been cold for a bit and could not dive well, it happened a few days snorkelling (or diving mask and snorkel) throughout the island. I think he knew her almost completely and also enjoy a lot. Saw some giant turtles (not always necessary to go deep to find them). He was attacked by a trigger fish that was guarding her nest with eggs (and in these cases get a little aggressive) but nothing happened, a few fin strokes and "I'm okay now" were enough to go their separate ways.

also saw, and this is the best, dozens of sharks, and here is that there are many reef sharks, blacktip -called . They are supposed harmless to humans, or so it seems, and often swim forever in the same area, so went over there and returned Juan in shock of seeing so many. Appeared to have confessed long when a large enough, the mother of the tiburoncitos, and said "I want to make wings." Here we see, that lone wolf out of the water with their fins and mask, I spend so much time to soak is not as non shrugged.

After a tiring day, Karin and I were rewarded with our certification. Here we are with our instructor, Petra, we provide our provisional license. The time of graduation, come on. We were delighted, especially by not having to re-display the course videos soporific.

As we wanted to know all the archipelago, we moved to the island more Pequenho, Pulau Kecil. Is supposed to be the island for backpackers, more youthful atmosphere than the other, but we guiris bars. The truth is that it was another paradise Pequenho corals, sharks and lots of marine life. Even if we had to choose we are left with the other island, where there was a greater environmental concern, was a little more carefully, and the beaches and the mountains were much cleaner.



saw here not only sharks and fish of all kinds, the bungalows were surrounded by a large land animals, palm trees and banana trees were full of squirrels, geckos (giant lizards) aparecian every night, attracted by the lamps. But the mother of all lizards was this behemoth "monitor lizard" we saw our window with the last day. We were stunned for a while observing it and when we came out we just say a word a "mother of mine that big beast!".



Besides that, we relax, we lie to the paunch, and in receipt of tropical fruits available. Weather accompaniment, not the last days, and even to heat, the rain came and it was very cloudy. Finally, considering where we were was not to complain, and the turquoise of the shallow water stressed more, if possible, under the gray clouds of the storm that you see below.





After a few wonderful days in Malaysia we came back to spend a nice evening on a train back to Singapore the next day catch a plane back home. We had no more time, but we were going with the clear intention of returning to know more about this wonderful country, where especially impressed us the smiling and cheerful character of the Malays. Almost everyone who tried were so kind that deserve to be mentioned. Here I am on the last day with the girls working in the hotel. John is with duenha the restaurant where we ate in Kuala Besut, a bar called April where we were treated wonderfully, gave us carinho home cooked with them and we should fall well because we ended up giving away a few pieces of delicious fried chicken. "Present for you" , the girl told us when we brought him.



The following manhana were already back in Singapore where John finally materialized buying a PSP (which Ninho see it with new shoes). We had a lovely farewell day on which we walk along the river and enjoy, again, this spectacular city of bright green gardens and modern architecture.



We had been a work in progress here, see if the famous chili crab fell short of expectations. In a restaurant in The Esplanade gave us a feast of seafood: lobster salad we loved, breaded shrimp that ate skin and all, and of course, chili crab. Turned out to be a crab midway between crab and crab, cooked in a thick spicy sauce ... truly delicious. We had a good time to elbows greased with, yummy, sipping ... checking in order that the fame of the "crab" was deserved.

That same night, with mixed feelings, I flew thirteen hours to London (Europe again!). From there we take another plane would leave at 12:00 pm on Friday 13 in Madrid. It was the end, after 11 months and a half trip, 351 days, 15 countries, 3 continents, millions of fantastic experiences ... came back home!. It was hard, but also glad to know that he would see our family, our friends and we could finally eat omelette and ham .... but that is another story.

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We are in Singapore, the financial capital of Asia ... and boy, can see at a glance is that the city is at a different level from other capital cities in the area.

is a super modern city that reminded us a lot to Sydney. It has many rides glued to the river with a mix of skyscrapers and old colonial buildings that complement each other surprisingly very showy. Maybe it's because the massive skyscrapers are not gaudy but cuadradotes mills architectural shapes.





only thing wrong with this city from my point of view, is the amount of surreal standards that exist for the 'right' daily life.

I think a good legal system is one that has few rules, Sinpapur obviously think otherwise, so you end up reading standards as obvious as you can be fined for shitting on the floor ... and I think I, what if you do it on a chair or a rug that is ridiculous ... we itemize certain laws and that the number of possibilities would be endless.

We here wanting to buy some fancy electronic, attracted by the fame of cheap place in this city for that. As is always more beautiful fiction than reality, after patearnos thousand and malls, we have come to the conclusion that in certain articles, there are differences (eg cellphone) and others will save between 10 and 20% ... better than nothing so I'm going to buy the psp here is a success. Walking through a shopping center store we found this product supposedly spanish .... which only knew a couple.

In the evenings, tired and so many prices and gadgets, we took a couple of really cool rides. In one de ellos, terminamos llegando junto a una estatua muy famosa de Singapur: el "merlion", mitad pez, mitad leon. La comparan con el "manneken pis" de Bruselas, el entorno desde luego es bastante mas bonito que el belga.



Otro paseillo nos lo dimos por el llamado barrio arabe, que en su dia fue un pueblo aledanho mayoritariamente poblado por malayos (de ahi la religion musulmana), que termino siendo engullido por el crecimiento natural de la ciudad. Hoy dia segun lo que nosotros vimos, cuenta con una gran cantidad de personas de oriente proximo y esta repleto de tiendas de alfombras y sedas y algun que otro bar con shishas.

And silently we reached the big day .... Marta s birthday! thinking of something special, we went to a giant Ferris wheel is in the east end of town to enjoy the views. Say it is the world's highest observation wheel ... he was certainly higher than that of London. The views were stunning especially in its highest point ... but we had a bit of bad luck and it rained part of the way, shit happens!



As could not be otherwise, much of the rest of the day we spent on a train to Malaysia. So we again had dinner picnic and cakes with candles, to the rhythm of the rattle of the engine (a little violent at some stages of the trip).



To whet the appetite, we tested some of the typical specialties of the area with mixed success. The "satays (kebabs) and" Popiah "(a kind of spring roll but with the crepe-like outer) were very rich, however the" laksa "which was a kind of soup we do not really like curry. To end we tested the carrot cake, that does not carry more CONH or carrot and not sweet, but rather a kind of tortilla with cooked radish .... oddly enough was good.



We need to try the chili crab that seems the most authentic, we will prove it around. In this first batch were a little afraid of how similar they were also the prices to Sydney. Note to self: a budget level, Singapore is not part of Southeast Asia. Well sadly

Singapore did not give us this for more .... with the approaching end of the journey we are entering the rush and we're already into Malaysia.

A kiss for everyone. Juan and Marta

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Well.
As it happens I have 3 chamakitos. The large 11, the girl of 8 and baby 3. The large living in NY with his mother, and always comes to spend the holidays with me aki, in the tropics playoso and sandpit. And from time to time give my step by nuebayores and visit it.

Whenever I go, I take them to museums and art exhibitions, theater shows and concerts such undergrownd or village's public parks (in Bryant or Central, which are great). Vanias that inspire you and give you an intellectual wave to keep a good level of acceptance of interesting things. Go to MOMA, the Whitney, Met, Soho ... In still things he can digest, try to fill a bit the head of art and sencibilidad ... O at least the assessment.
In one of these adventures, we decided to go to the museum is on the aircraft carrier Intrepid, which is anchored in the Hudson River (or was ... it was in 2005).
APERISIMOOOO!! BAAAAaaallllbaroooOOOOO !!!... a trail of warplanes! (I'm crazy about airplanes I) I I melted! and he was he did not know what to do. Seemed abnormal loose two without eating, and with a picture of Luis and Javier 2x1 in the back!. It was a pod diablasooo der !!!... A wonderful day, open sky, blue, white clouds, frescooo! aaahhh ... I love spring in NY, as the fall!.

Well, the sheath is inside the aircraft is a flight simulator, which is used to put people in groups of 20 or so, and locked, and put them on a large screen, a virtual tour .. but the whole simulator rises and moves and spins and makes tooooo !!!!! Derr sheath cooooñooooo!! American sheath bé! ute deidiablu bé! e! mimititico well! Adio ...

My son has entered a juidero with that thing!. PAPI VAMO VAAAAMOOOOO !!!!!.... Hit me, and there is a group already, and that moving and jamaqueándose apparatus. And while we wait, I see that as a 42-inch monitor, where he sees the people inside the capsule simulator how gozaaaandooo! ... And I toy that I want is to come first, pa Take the first seat of allantoic aaaalaaantiiiicooooo ...
previous group are dismounted, and leaving absolutely everything tripod and laughing it up! ... and I say "good millet, dentrooo !!!... vamo pa Fua, and we get to primeritos! uueeejeeeeeee! tripod I tobacco to the world that came to last, as primarily a Dominican laughing asshole ... and noting that the best asientoooO !!!!... Tenemo

not you come to past that somebody says something that bothers you the thrill ??/.... That piece of animal!. I so excited that tobacco and happy !!!... But it was not even told me my ke ... They sat behind us a couple of Argentines believe, and this one:

"Vijte ché, the problem of so so so sit up front, is that you get dizzy ... Vijtee?"

Vijte ?.... Vijte? ... Hijoetumald ...

Shit, pa that was. When I e seen Ermer closed capsule, and that is not a single one pa Ventanita not be looking at the horizon!. Devil men. I believe that my life had I suffered so much for nothing. Thus, dam by choice. Dike, "men, vamo to suffer ... a Chinese Ombe see ...". And then, to suffer, but hide it, because I do not want the child believes that his dad is a loose, or a yam, or a bag damn men!. I experienced that day, is as given in grain hard, BIMBO!, and keep talking trankiiiilo, as if ná. So dam:

BIMBA !!!...
- "yes men can, then I wanted to see the apartment and it was later called"
- "and what happened, did you go?"
- "If, as the hour and a half. Taba cool the apartment. And not to dock the latter, you go away, but the third floor price ... ... Bella Vista ... ta comfortable. My sister works real estate, and called her, and told me how he was first to find out the square meter in the area, you see, before I get into that ... " Something

.

The pod and I begin to analyze the situation. I see my son and me looks a thrill!! not stand her! like you're going to piss !!... And I see a red button Lao seat that says "ABORT", and I remember that before entering said they gave him the button if someone was sick ... It was normal to happen. Start the pod gets to dark, and comes on the screen. It fits like a meter away and is a pantallón as 120 inches. You already know. And you see a sign disque "PEARL HARBOR." A recreation of the attack, and we are a mustang flying and doing fucked tó to kill a Japanese Zero that did not stop moving the Cursed! ... Mieeeeerdaaaaa ... gives much back to empezamo !!!!...
And I start to get dizzy ... and look at child and the child moved, and the sheath up and down, and try to concentrate on not getting dizzy! ... And I close my eyes and I grabbed the railing duuuuro!. And the child "MIRAAAA !"... MIRA PAPI PAPI and look, and look at the screen and behind the Cursed vamo Japanese Zero todavíaaaa pussy! and I "ma shit Cursed Chinese millet !!!"... and turning his eyes and looked at the side ... nothing, black .. no Na ... and watch the ABORT button, and my son, and the button, and my son, and the button, and the Cursed DER PUSSY JAPANESE ZERO !!!... and it has emerged the bright idea of \u200b\u200blooking down at my feet ...

pussy. Wrangling Massah! .. Were spark that was watching.

I started sweating hands, and I was cold, giving me a Cursed pale tobacco men !!!!! jajajajjajajajj!! but GRAVEEE !!!!... And enjoy screaming to the world ... and I start to cry frikiao! guaaaayyyyY!! GUUUAAAYYYYY!! pa that I release the pod to see if I compose ... and .... ná and open my eyes as I bua die! ... and start breathing exercises ..... Inhale - exhale - inhale - exhale - inhale - exhalaaaaaAAA SUUUEEEELTAMEEEEE! .... And I have the hand on the button already !!!... BUA YOU DA MEN !!!!.... YAAA YAAAA! SAN-KU-KAI IS A NAVEEE - IS ... SANKUKAAAAiiiiiii COOOOOOÑOOOOOO NAVEEEEE!! And there

mime ... ZZZIIIIIIiiiiiiiuuuummmmm ... sheath is over ... aaahhhh ....

and breathe.

Barbarian!. My stomach was on his elbows ... hands on your head!

"PAPI WHAS THAT AWESOME DUDE !!!!"
"AWESOME? AWESOME MEN .." and then put oto Cursed mime sign: "BONUS: THE ROLLERCOASTER FROM HELL" and the mieeerdaaaaaaaaaa arrancaaaa veeeeeeee otraaaa! fffffFFFUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!...

Aaayyy! that sufrimientooo .... I sweated cold! ... I, seriously, I cried, so ... like a girl ... covering my face that the child pa vieraa jajjajajajajaj me .. maaalooooo !!!!... I tried to throw up like 3 times! ... chiguetico level and tó. I went a chiguetico between deo ... jajajjaajajajj! no no no ... e ke I got bad men.!

And when really over ... as the lights come and that I toy chigueticos wiping the shirt, hidden, pa me that people do not see that happening tobacco work ... and when I go, so what more camper with my son, and my dad carrying of young, enterprising and inspiring! (Fuck, that !!!), padreee ta toooo the mundaso in the waiting room looking at me and tripod, dying of laughter! and gives me a pat on the back dike "You ok ?"... broder and I remembered me ama JODI put screen, and record, and put you when you go out !!!... And camarita tobacco fucked in front of me! ART BY ME !!!!.... ALANTIIIIICOOOO Forward shit! tobacco crap people laugh !!!!.... ME verguenzaaaaaa !!!!... ke I dike, wiping it chiguetico, hidden dike, and Paste of miii little camera !!!!!!! meeeennn! haceeeee cos not! jajajajjajajajajaj ... no no no .... I should collect it!. Charge or anything for the show ... I refunded the entry ... But nothing!, The important thing is that the child enjoyed, and did not realize ...


I said that did not realize ... Orita when he grows up, makes a blog and posted a dike, "When Dad got sick of being of idiot ... Diaaaabloooo ... These Blogs are the men diache. And to discredit my son ta!!