The truth that women are a strange, mysterious and adorable. And Cursed.
December 95. Lindo end of the year. They made a very cool breeze by then, and pass very cool. I was in NY when the storm hit with snow, and I was a Cursed kille, so cold. Well, before that trip, I walked with my friends Leo and Chespi a beautiful cool evening in winter, in the car but the ball implement the World: My Citroen Pallas from 1978 (inherited from my dad). Because he was black, long oval-shaped, with two antennas Delente out from the ceiling and stretched nearly to the other end of the car, the car looked like a cockroach, and we named La Cuca. I got into La Cuca walked to the day.
Ahhh .. my Cuca. Well, the sheath is that we were that afternoon looking for some baggies I needed and went to the little shop that was left GLUB the university area, in Jose Contreras. A little shop same owners of Lagarto. I always liked the Lizard baggies for the retro wave, and on that little shop, sold. When we had a beautiful young woman taking the place, and I was alone. It turned out that was not Dominican, Brazilian pa was high, with the Portuguese accent, that hair, those buttocks ePlot good, and had the face of japanimation. Obviously, in what I wanted my baggies, and Leo diunavé Chespi it came like flies to a glass Anglo (pa say "glass English" or "shit"). That was that and tell me how your calls you, that where and your lives, give me your number .... my amol And I looked at ma na, seeing the drooling and the cloying that left the girl in the counter. Since I am the only one who really came to buy, the call to help me, and so also the fuck a chin. The pod is that because when we were going, he paid, she alone has asked us to "which is moving in this city?" , and told him if you could go with us to the port that night, to the area, to hear music and drink up some beers and take a puff, why not ?.... UUUYYY sheath liked that! !!.... went crazy !!!.... We wrote the phone in 3 pieces of paper, and gave us each !!!...
"Oh please, call me I'll be waiting! And do not forget the fumaditaaaa!"
!!!!!!.... BAAAAAAARRRBAROOOO we went in La Cuca all three of these pieces of paper in hand, as if they gave us their panties! jajajjajajaj!! So yes, that since we got in that car, started the lawsuit:
"Loco, and the sheath heard me!"
"Ta loco! Your vite as it was not me talking and tobacco??"
"Señooooreeeee ... Who was that went to buy some truth utede or me?"
Whoever that was that it was going to give. Is not your girlfriend, and not say to your twinkie you yesterday ... A trot. We spent the way enterito in litigation, that he was going to be sitting back with her. Because if we were at 3, one had to go back to her, and that is the winner !!!.... jajajjajajajajjaja ...
The sheath is that Leo Chespi and sheath taken very seriously, and horseflies already kille. At a stoplight, I say as I look for and mirror: "E ma, I have this carajitería jaaaarto !!!... I toy out of the competition. I na ma fuck I deal not, going crazy utede! ! .... And there was that the pod was hard. Leo muerteee Chespi in a duel!. The home of Karel left, and returned as an hour, and horseflies dock playing "rock, paper and scissors to see who won! oyesamalditavainaaaa !!!... From there we went to the pool, where they take a final hand. While I was shooting to the show Chespi trap making Leo, and Leo that almost fit, and a vociadera !!!... Chespi finally wins the hand, and the prize to go sit in the back seat with her.
Leo, all these, is hurt, because he says he wants to give Chespi is all ... that asshole Leo. Chespi spends her late afternoon happy singing, making faces at me and Leo that he won .. He says he is in love! Jajajajjaaj That "taanto will love this car, but sooo traserooo AMOOOOORRRR in that seat, we're going to have to pull their heads out Leo and I, because we will not fit with both AMOOOOORRRR! ! jajajajjajajJAAJJAJAJ .... in my life have I seen so Chespi. The truth is that tipa was excellent, and with that accent Brasilerooooo! UUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUYYYYyyyyyYYYyyy ... Whoever gets bad.
Well, it's time, and we will seek to Chespi. The guy is cambiaditooooo jaajjajajajaj!! peinaditooooo!! insane, is that utede not imagine the character of hablooo them! ajajajjajaja ... low in the car and tells me "Perata men, that I have to call before going pa tell me where living" ... Upload. Talk a good time, and low-faced "good brother" told by a pug nose, "Bi Herbarium Buero" ...
"Loco, the Alameda tipa lives."
I had never gone to Alameda. Depue that was that I learned to say "see to Alameda "and say it was the mime ercoñoetumai. La Cuca reaching almost melts. Furthermore, there is a change from hour to Alameda and tó. I said " Loco, and if that chick we tripod, and it has Mandaa ass pal the world, ma na pa screw us, and lives in Gazcue insurance ma ".." And ta talking to a cousin of laughter now muuuueeerta mime, throwing fresh in her pussy and here we are convulsing and asking directions to watchmen . .. Barbaro, who lived far from the tobacco mujerrrrr !!!... wonder so good and had no boyfriend pussy, because Bi Bire Herbarium, Bierdaaa! Bi - er - give Bi Herbarium, which lejo! (until you put ñato lieu of that e).
In all this, during tooooooodo the way Chespi ta fuck you fuck you fuck, tripod. Cleaning the seat until he made a mennn perfumito!!
Hit me and the chick lives in a kind of giant house, like pensions. Leave a room, and comes to the car, gorgeous !!!!... A HERMOSURAAA! AN DER COÑOOO POD !!!!.. crazy, seriously, tobacco burst!. Seemed to come dancing samba in Thong, with a piernotas and falditaaa! Ombe not ... Chespi could hardly speak "Oh that linduuuuraaaaa ..." , and opens the door to hold and staying in the car waiting for her to enter.
And just before you reach the car, turned to me and say Chespi "men, you know that life gives waaaay turns .. " while I light a cigarette. Leo beside me, watching me. She lowers her head and greet first before we are " Hey guys, are ready to party? "And I answer ..." Sure you can, but Leo, do not be so ungentlemanly, let the lady sitting in front of " ... .... Chespi jajajjajajajajJAJAJJAJAJ opened his eyes and looks at me Leo desubique face, look Chespi and mocks "Oooohhh! Course!!, Sorry!, Come up front enters !!!!" .... opens the door and she sits with me for a while before jajajjajajajajajajj Chespi having jaw on the floor! Jajajjajaja ... . and as she comes, give him a cigarette and is predominant, and say "Sorry I could not call you, is that gasoline was made, but I told Chespi to call you on my side ... I called truth?" ...
"yes, yes, he called me, thanks"
jajajjaJAJAJAJJAJAJJajajajajajaj
Leo could not hold the laughter!! jajajjajajajaj in my life had seen that face of Chespi men!! jajjaajajajjja no no no ..... And took off for the port and I spend talking to her all the way, Leo tabi, and Chespi or talk ... aajajajjajaja !!!!... decirr did not even know that!! ....
most amazing thing is that when we arrived, parked just before the dismantling of La Cuca, the chick we see and says "Well my friends, thank you very much for the ride!" , and left the car and got into a group of people, and we saw depues morenaso and lit with a project 1, fighting like that would end the world. We were all three with rice pudding face wants to marry, looking at that monument that neither us but never looked back or anything. jajjajajaJJAAJJAJAJAJA .... The baaaaarbaraaaaaaaa ,.... Did not use the three most mamaguebos. We came face of "these are and they seek without thinking" shit !!!!!.... jajajjajajajajajj, which gave us the damn twist !!!... jajajajajaja ... We looked for him on, and took her to his bunch, who already had seteaooo!! That premioooooo! That mujeeeerrrr! And the face of "ay cooooooo ..." we are not removed but never ... Chespi still do. Buero
bi herbarooooo ...!!!! BU-E-ROOOOOO ...