My neighborhood was the best thing ever when I lived there. The Cacique!. Convenience stores on every corner, full of buddies. Coanca Club, where did the rock times, and the parties were aperísimas!. Mickey Pizza: a guy with a truck andate oven, which made pizza in the same truck and rolled around the neighborhood selling them ... Girls (uuuuff!! Loooong), reefs, the street was a ecándalo Turey download at skate. The jamming at home to anyone (to the world playing rock, drums, guitar, keyboard )....
Well I was in the hot summer of 1986 (who could forget esooooo). That Cursed heat!. Diablo men!, Ate at my house shirtless, and nights with the blackouts were the diaaaaaaaaaaaaa der !!... In my mine from my parents house in El Cacique (capital's famous district bathed in the salt of the boardwalk, pizzas MickeyPizza and Coanca Club), swimming-pool is a last, where we always got together TOO friends of my childhood and adolescence to take a dip. Not great, but it was the only neighborhood, which is equivalent to "SHIT !!!!" KE TABA jajajajajajja HAVE POOL.
calurolocos In those days, at night, when he left the Cursed der light cone, which was not worth lying around naked throwing fresh with a booklet Petete, we used Blanchares down and get into the pool until it was light ... todito around naked (family finally). It was cool because we went down the stairs with gas lámaras as at midnight, and DURABASE until 2 easily.
I never did pee in my pool.
On mine, jejejejeje. Well
. Anyway, that was the scenario.
One day, looking for a perfume to my dad in his closet, I've come across some porn tapes (my dad always had a collection of Playboy and Penthhouse amazing, which we used my brother and I to read interesting news and interviews American politicians and businessmen ... and comics as well). A group of about 5 movies retro, eighties and late 70's, they were also aperísimas raw and amateur. I stayed a few moments looking at the titles and plotting makiavélicamente how was that going to get those movies there. "And the perfume millet ?"..." ah, yes ... the smell ... yeah yeah ... is ... a. .. ta ke as that far ... the per .... fu .... is ... like me ... quee ....... ...... ...... leeeeeeeeeeeeeee muuuuuuyyyyy .............. jooooooooossssssssssssss ......".
My dad takes a nap after lunch. from 1.30 to 3.10pm ... more or less. And when he gets up and goes to work cial your closet with a key.
And I read a sign there that read "We make copies of keys in 10 minutes."
"My friend, there are 15 weight copy"
When he awoke, and I had mine. And he watched from the window as he and my mom went out of the garage, to run an errand. It armed the juideroooo!! I call my friend in the forehead, and gave me time to fuck the phone because I was touching the door with 4 wipes more ... ya know carajito pod ... TO SEE IS PORN !!!!!! DICHOOO
jajajajjaajajaj
pull out my super key, and open the closet. I take the movies and go down to the room to put the first on VHS! had bulging eyes and faces of Tarzan comes to Jane swimming in the river (the patient or be Tarzan ... Jane's sick?). Well, the sheath is ke elejimos of Tarzan, Lord of the chalk (named right there for us) .. jajajjajajajaj ... I turn on the TV, the VHS tape and put at the entrance gate of the device, and give the push, and fit, and it sounds like something moving inside tac tac tac ChhuuuUUUiiiiiinnnnNNNnnnnnnnn.
hot summer of '86. Blackouts. There
himself was light. absolutely everything we should stay paralyzed, watching the VHS dead, inherte, waiting to get my dad ke ke see is one of his porn tapes (of Tarzan VHS !!!!!!) in it, there's that to put that cojerlo of his closet, and open the closet must have a copy of the key, and before going to sleep that evening I asked him 15 pesos to buy some socks .... Diablo, the truth that when a pod machine and carajito.
I thought so, wondering by half. With sarcasm! arnderrrdiaaaaaaaaaaa ... It armed the ñangoooo juidero!! TARZAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN !!!!! AYUUUDAMEEEEEEEE!! OooooOOOOoooOOOOooooooo
oooooOOOoooooOOOoooooooOOOOOO!! Quickly
We took the VHS and we took him to the corner grocer, who had a Plantic, but could not connect the VHS is not why. We went to Club Coanca and the plant was damaged .... Mickey Pizza is fucked with laughter !!!!!! bugger!! jajajjajajajajajjaja .... Tobacco giving me cry! not the VHS, but by the mediaaaaasss !!!!! ke trot caught shit! ... 5 carajitos giving running around the neighborhood with a VHS above, and I up front Grisanti faced Raul!.
The sheath is that we decided to stop spinning, and go home and dismantle and remove the VHS tape ... na ma were 5 small screws that were seen. Hit me, and the coffee table, open the lid only to find VHS tape that, when it comes to VHS, given as 5 turns of coils and the playhead ... and nearly impossible to remove without breaking. I started to disarm, and chin to chin, the friends and ke magically disappeared, to the point where I was alone, unarmed with HSV entire thousand small screws and arandelitas and loose ... entire room table seemed an operating room, with pliers, screwdrivers, wire loose .... a disaster!. To make matters worse, they had already spent about 2 hours, and the old were coming. Luckily, my mom called me Aunt came to tell me that !!!!... quickly picked up the VHS tapes and went to enter it in the closet. But men can not find the key!. Key men shit! That is, THE KEY !!... toa search palte the hand! .. I ran to the store to see if he was there, and anythin ... I went to Club Coanca, and ná .... I fell behind Mickey Pizza, and that fag na ma laughed !!!!!....
grabbed the tapes, and went into the kitchen oven, and VHS to loose, I put in place to debaratao '. Right there came older. I tobacco cold sweat! jajajajjajajajaj!! devil freak !!!... And I aceleraísimo "Hi mommy, daddy !!!!! HOW IS KE LES FUEEEEE !!!!!!"... and both looking at me as if I had endrogao. "Look, we brought sweet .... lech" LEEECHEEEEEE SWEET!! AAAPEROOO THAT MAMI !!!!! DIABLO! YO SI KE KERI REALLY SWEET !!!!"..." LEEECHEEE Tabar was not for you ... "???>> Aaaahh NOOO, I THOUGHT, BUT NO, TO GOOD !!!!!, TA YO TOY BIEN!! AND SO AS ?!!!"... jajjajajajajajajajaja UTEDE
And each step that my dad gave up the wooden stairs, which sounded "knock, knock, knock .." was a hammering the devil! went up straight to his room to open your closet and see their movies TABANAS NOT THERE !!!!... mieeeeeeeeeee!!
I pulled my mom, and you begin to confess my wrongdoing! MAMAAAAAAA !!!!!! BBuuuuuUUUUUuaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaa !!!... SSSoooyy ... Ssss ... sSSSOOooooyy a unnnn ... ... ... uuunn LaaadróooooonnN! NNNN! NNN!! BUuuauaAAAAAAaaaaa ....
"No Ombe millet, and ere you what a bag."
And to make matters worse, there mime, just confessed ... FuuuUUUUAAAaaaa .... Cursed comes COOO light. My dad was not even notice ... rose, went to bed, and slept!. I finished assembling the VHS, so finally I turned and took the tape of Tarzan, all overseen by my mom men! ke bad !!!!!! I, removing the cassette of Tarzan, king of the chalk in front of my sainted mother!! jajajjajajajajaj most bizarre men ke pod! ke that's like you get caught masturbating in the bathroom, but without the surprise .... .... jajjajajajajajja and she went up the tapes and finally ended up having dinner Mickey Pizzas all, shirtless, with his feet in the sink!! jajajjaajajajajajjajaj! ke trot! Surfing
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