1981. I'm the little home of my parents. I have 2 older brothers, I have 4 and 5. My brothers and Rosa Pri. I was always with my mama, Mrs. Miriam, and pabajo parriba. It was like the keychain, or umbrella. I had guindao. And no woman likes to walk over and see stores that Doña Miriam pods! ... toode the afternoon, we went to the count or Nick (my grandmother lived on the pier 21, almost Montesinos fronts, including Capri and Maricha ice). And that was walking and walking ... boredom and you know I came in, when this woman walked into Lombard's or Bleiz o True Court at that time. I really knew tooodas subsidiaries and grabbed me with collecting pins (of which I quitabana the shirts before medírselas) as Mrs. Miriam looked and looked and looked and looked ... My dream was to enter the Mill Deportivo and I bought one of those foam surfboards, rare pods .. but it never happened. In fact, that table was never sold, because it's like 1 year I went to that store, and BUY FINALMENTELA TABLE JODI!! already double jedionda tobacco and plastic that covered it was yellow and ma na decascaró touching. But I bought it for Zoe, my 8 year old daughter, pa him to get me to surf. The keel was broken the same night I took her to the house, because the small Luc climbed it up and folded.
We were looooong to
La Sirena in Mella (the only time). At that time, the store was not great, it was like half (or had not yet made the Annex and the second floor), and the vast majority of goods were placed on a table-drawers, and under the table put empty boxes and packages in which they came. Sometimes you do not have packages, and the table had a great hiding place! a cave !!!... And I got down there, and it was another world! .. a Warp Zone Super Mario. I was 7 years old that day. And the perspectives of a 7 year old is very different, physically, optically speaking. One does not see anything there at the tables, because they are very high. And crowd is so great that the only thing you can do is play with pins and pegao empty boxes in the legs and buttocks of the mother of one, as she moves from table to table picking through the items.
Well, the sheath is that we as costubre to the store. And among the crowd of payday and boredom, I started to play chasing. My mama let me go in band, because in those healthy days, we could walk carajitos loose, there were so many crazies in the street. And I gave pa yá! ... I spent tó fucking and running the store until I came to the area of \u200b\u200bschool, which was my favorite !!!... Muuuchos pencils and delete in the shape of cars and airplanes ... and the deck of a 5 chele sharpener, the double! and sooooo many crayons and colored pencils Carioca !!!... and could see they were in a strategic position for the children to see and jodieran to parents until they bought one.
Anyway, I saw a child how he lay on deck of erase ... MEN !!!.. had his pockets full! seems to have had experience and because it also to looking and natural. When finished, he fell back and watched as the crowd slipped coming out, and left!! and lay the men noils Masooa!. I stayed
analyzing what happened, and said: "Mielda!! BORRAS GRATISSSSS !!!!"
I picked again for the school supplies aisle and pretending no one saw me (I guess you saw me thought I was doing poo, with the face of "it was not me that Rayé that car" that was) Little by little I went to delete ... and without looking, and after about 5 minutes standing next to them, FUA !!!... I lay UNAA !!!!... and sent me! He had a happy face persecution mixed with the Dukes of Hazard as he ran!! JAJJAJJAJJJajjaja!
And when I look, because all of this and knew what had taken was of a race car !!!!!! APERISIMOOO !!!!!....
And men!, At that moment of glory, lifting adrenaline, sound through the speakers:
"The child Tabaré, please stop by information" There mime
I wanted to die! I said "AY COOÑOOOO! AGARRÁNNN ME !!!!!" Diablo
in my life I had friquiao both men.
Well, remember that automatically make me want to poo, or shit I almost fear, literally.
That's when I started to run ... juyendooo !!!!.... Y and found, in panties and stockings section (where people are ma), a table without boxes below, a hiding !!!!... and me got there.
"Shit! Fuck me!! I saw the police !!!.. I go to jail for robbery !!!!!"
The sheath is to lie down before the erase, and I had like 20 minutes to slide, and Mrs. Miriam I was not, and went to information to call me by horns laas! jajajjajajajaj .... And I hid !!!.. and return to ratico:
"The child Tabaré information passing through ".... URGENT
Anderdiiiaaaaaaa! "Urgent" ... going to burn me alive, they will torture me! I'm not going to get out of here! You know I stole it !!!... JAJAJJAJAjjj
! Sir, passed as 40 minutes, and I hid, and my mom seriously!, and police were looking for me for real!! And I saw them !!!!!.... and hide in another table !!!... We passed from table to table, sticking out to the cops ... hahaha
"Warning, if you've seen a child with a hatched red shirt and sport trousers, report it" ...
Mielda ... The sheath was serious !!!!... the anguish I had was the devil der! ... I was thinking to stay and live packed into boxes ... Accused!.
I called like 10 times lords. It called the police. Until my mom sounds the horn, almost in tears:
"My child, come aki toy waiting for me !"...
And I broke my heart I hear my mama almost crying! I but I could not feel bad! GUILTY .. jajajjajajaja ... I thought it was the leading Taban I ta prey of thieves! And I went, walking, crying, screaming, direct information that had like 3 cops talking to my mom!! I swore I was the prey carrying Taban!!
And he came with his hands in front and kneel, dial "Take me prisoner to me, she has to do with anything, I am the thief, it was me! BUUUUuuuuuaaaAAAAAA FUI yoooooo! And then kneel and to dock! !! "I AM LOOKING TO !!!"... Paper to the cup !!!... imagine, watching Kojak, I knew the lines! JAJAJAJjajaajajjaj
!!!!! And looking to the world that do not even understand the situation mielda jajajajajajajaja ... dike, "ma'am, but that his son and as a means weird ... you know? .." That anguish
Doña Miriam had to spend that day men. Now that you have that guy is analyzed. I would have dao between lashes so I spoil ... An idiot, not a thief! jajajjaja ...
Too bad.
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