went to Madrid makes a little while now, and we stayed with Tania's friend Marcia. She lives in an apartment very cool, and large. I really loved it. The neighborhood is super kul, is also central. A short walk from anywhere. Well, the thing is that we lasted about 3 days there, and the first day, 7 hours after flying on an airplane and airport sumarle4, like tobacco and half jaaarto, and wanting to shit.
arrived at the apartment, where we expect a bunch of people and friends, and after saludadera and updating, I decided to enter the bathroom with a "come now." Na, the case is entered, lit a cigarette, and shit.
aaaahhhh!. What a relief masters. I felt she had said. As they left the dentist or an electronic or a mass Fiet. AAAAHHHHHH !!!!!
good, but ... and where the lever tá? ... Come
men ... The handle ??... WHERE TA
andeldiaaaaaaaaaaa ... And the devil Cursed men toilet der !!!!??... AS LOW AS ETOOOOO !!!???... That
pod! because it occurs to me to come and shit in the middle of a foreign home juntadera !!!!... and if this is not the poo toilet?, which yooo !!!... if this is nothing left to pee and poop is another and I said nothing, obviously, because I have thought that shit in Now someone else's home and less in the middle of a meeting !!!... NA MA A MI SE ME OCURREE!!!!!...
jajajjajajajajajajja..
Sucede que el inodoro del apartamento (y luego descubrí que casi todos en madrid) no tienen palanquita. Yo duré ahi adentro alrededor de 4 cigarrillos, sentado en la bañera, mirando el inodoro. Rascándome el caco. Y esa vaina repleta!!!.
Qué vaina men. Por qué e que a mí me pasan eta vaina men?... Quien me manda!!! Segurito este baño no sirve, ni descarga, y hay otro que es el de hacer estas vainas!!!!...
Ya yo estaba pensando en cómo sacar las heces fecales (para no decir "la mierda", que suena tan vulgar), botarlas por la ventana...que se yó. Picarlas y esconderlas en una fundita dam and out to smoke a cigarette down ... Ke tuete! ... I felt that was short of Mr. Bean, or a new series of Borat.
And from time to time, Tania was playing and asked me "all good Taba ??".... and I "Sisisisi, and I go" ... and it then came Marcia ".. all well ??"... Taaaba And I on the inside "do you think??? Let DECODING ESTOOOO!" .. How I'm going to tell my wife I can not find how to download it the toilet ????.... SOMETHING SO SIMPLE !!!!! PUSSY! I DO NOT KNOW THAT NOPUESEL BA-JAR-E-TA-MIEEEEL-DAAAAA !!!!!!....
I even thought of a manual for shit:
How to make poop in Madrid, chapter one. A sticker or that that is, with an arrow of where is the next step !!!... Step one: open the lid. Step Two: shits. Step three: clean. Step four: the toilet is downloaded HERE !!!.. !!???? DONDEEEEE
The sheath is that after sitting in the bathtub, sink Lao standing, and sitting on the toilet seat, aplatao in a corner, in a lay down on the floor, and looking at Ariba ... FOUND THE VAINAAA !!!!!.... is that the toilets are beyond the water tank above, basi in the ceiling and hang them with a chain handle, and pulling on a JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJA !!!.... .. ENTROOOO RISAAA ME THAT !!!!...
VAAAALVAAAAROOOO !!!!!! (With V, as selfin ma mad men )....
I had to find the little camera and a photo shoot that, because I could not believe it was not!. I imagine the people who were there, that after that tiempazo me in there, I hear the laughter etrallao! BAD! jajajjaajaja ... dike and go looking for a little camera to throw back into the toilet photos. At least I tobacco in men fungus. Dike "diache, but Taba ta mad men ... look at it, hallucinating .. that will harm ?!!!! jajjJJAJJAJAJAJAJ
!!!!... fuckin chain
A !!!!... I remembered that , pk went to a house in the area that had that same ...
I kiero a toilet and when I grow up! ... to shit with Style! ... you imagined, a pulling the chain to the day! ke gut!.
Now, long before doing anything out of my house, check if the toilet floor, if you have water, if there are chain or lever ... double check!
jajajjajajjaja
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