I never was afraid of heights. In fact, carajito, fucked always jumping roofs in the neighborhood and walk on the edges of Miosotis Paola (4-storey building in front of my parents' house). But there's always a first time ...
The first time I went to the city mechanics, was in 1980 when the first opened in the City Livestock. It was amazing!! what I remember most is the bathroom windows and mirrors, and a giant King Kong had ... Aaaahh! and "Could You Be Loved" by Bob Marley, who put sooooo many times during the night. It was the hit of the moment.
The second show I was mechanical, was Salvadorlandia in Quisqueya park, when the former president made that thing so ridiculous for the people out ...
The third, was the most comical:
Summer 1994. The kart track.
entire group agreed to go to the fair district, and as it was close (he lived in El Cacique), we went walking along the boardwalk. A pack of little kids, with girlfriend and scabbard. Of course, I went with mine, which was the most rare and bultera tipa and novelero in my life I have known (but it was beautiful and candelaaaa jajajjaajja). The fact is that she was not much to go, because he was afraid of heights and roller coasters and all the pods that rise, spin, jump, ring, rust and are old. Do not blame her. The only thing that was talked about, was shooting us Bungee Jumping, which was the main attraction of the show (apart from the hammer of course). "I'm going to shoot" .. "no, me first" ... one of the girls up front bultaso .... And your sabeee ... We
, and then did the line to enter the "zipper", which was a kind of star, but oval, and every picture turned as he pleased to to what gives. I was very excited and go crazy, but she also tobacco nervous. After waiting about 15 minutes, we went. We were like the first to enter the round and had to fill the unit with people, so we were going chin to chin a medida que entraban mas gente en cada cajón. Mientras pasaba eso, subíamos cada vez mas, y yo de necio, empezaba a meser el cajón y a moverme mucho y ella, se puso bién nerviosa, hasta que me dijo una realidad que me cambió la forma de ver POR SIEMPRE esos aparatos... "Tate quieto coñooo!! tu no ves que estos aparatos son viejísimos y tan oxidados y puede que hasta los hayan armado maaaaal!!!!"...
No solamente paré de menear la vaina, sinó que analicé lo que dijo y... tenía muuuucha razón. Empezé a ver las juntas de las cajas de bolas y estaban rotas, y ammarradas con unos alambres, que mi mamá lo hubiera hecho mejor. Y me entró una sensación de pánico polaroid, just when they turned the sheath that ... That Cursed sheath began to move, like er devil had jamaqueando mime!! and I thought nothing else that was rusty, old, owned by some insurance ma watchmen who were not paid and decided to "fuck pussy der eta sheath, for all, that no fuck fuck !!"... tó
I went into one.
E ma, I went like 5 ...
I started screaming as abnormal "GUUUAAAAAYYYYYY COOOOOOOO baaajenmeeee etoooo stop" ... And the sleeve fuuUUUUUAAAaaa! ffuUUUUUAAAaaaa!. And to make matters worse, tobacco gozaaaandoooo fucking girlfriend! the masoooo tobacco tripod .... Cursed that, after putting in pánicoooo!
"STOP ETA ETO COOOOOÑOOOO THAT POOR GIRL TA ... WORE MALAAA "... and calculated the time the drivers crossed box ... so I hear ...
" UUUUUuuuueeeyyyYYYYY LOOooooooocooOOOOOO "... The I heard, I know. But it was crazy. .. I got bad, I got nauseous, I lowered the pressure ... the end of the storm, calm and Trankil lowered, as if nothing had happened, with my style of rocker ... but to the world was watching me face of "my brother, and that was what he pasooo ??"... jajajjajajajaj ke! now that I remember, I went also ridiculous ... but luckily nobody was watching the neighborhood showsaso I gave, because they were in games ... The mess was
that the way out of the crowd, she just told me "oh I like that I want more, e ma, I'll throw you vaaaamoooooss !!!"... Bungee ... And I, with the near-death experience he had just had, like no Bungee tobacco in no .. but, it was that we were the boys ... keee vaaaainaaaaaaa ...
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