Well, we got to the bungee.
I really do not seem as high. He looked decent. She, after it was given accelerated in the "zipper", just wanted to ride in the bungee ... And he did. When I see that it skips and bounces more placid, and lowered and removed, is where me that abnormal and asks me "and you're not gonna throw you is it?" before the whole world. It seemed they had turned off all the music suddenly, and everyone was waiting for my answer. I felt like I had thrown a fart in an elevator !!!...
"Oh but of course !!!.. you do not see that bungee has my name written and ???"... I, ma tiguere. I, ma Montro. I, the most DECIC walks. I, the arretao ma ... I see that those who are behind me are more boys than me. I, the greatest!. I touch my turn and I get to sign a contract species or unloading, who said that I was responsible for my actions and that if I died, they did not have to do with it .... I, which starts frika.
When you start up the basket (americanou me and tied me to the feet), just think of Einstein. The theory of relativity. Everything is relative. From down there is short, but from here .... arribaaaa derdiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaablooooo !!!!. That damn pod! PA KE ME METI EN ETA POD Cursed ER PUSSY MEN!. Alto?? Ombe no noooo. High and anything!. Breezy and tó. I felt I was in a nightmare of heights!. The americanou ends to tie me, and I hear nothing but my soul mate who calls out "Tabaaaaa! Ta like half that aaaaaaltoooo !!!!"...." jooodaaa not? Tuuu creeee?." But NO!. I will not be intimidated !!!.... does Eto to the world to the day meeeenn!! Because today, now this can fuck? Of course I will not come loose or break anything men! ETO TA BIEN !!!... And I got a rocker vibe, and that I have style! And I decided to go with style! with open arms, as on a cross! I, ma crazy. I, the stylish ma!!
And I fucked up! ... I gave tremendous saaaaaltoooo !!...
FUUUUUUuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaa ......
In all this, thinking tooodo that you just read, not if you, faithful reader, heard the voice of americanou tied me explaining that I should not jump, but only let me down ... Not heard? Aaaaahhh ????.... NOO .... Neither do I. And I gave that damn jump men, but a jump !!!...
happens that the bungee basket is just above the large air mattress. In other words, one should not jump, but only dropped, because if you jump, push you far above the mattress, and you leave the area of \u200b\u200bprotection. That was what I said the americanou when I was in Einstein. That fucked Einstein. Einstein queer!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!!!!!!
heard only the wind blowing in my ears:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!!!!!
"What placeeeerr !!!!"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!!!!!
"Uy que rico!, As sienteeee! Barrigaaa I have butterflies in!"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!!!!
"And I'm down with open arms!! Devil style hand !!!!!"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
"Let me open one eye na ma, pa ensure the faces of my friends to be my sssssssssstyleeeeeeeee tar tripod ...."
For what I have to open your eyes?? WHAT ??!!!! Taba tripod I sooo ... When I open my eyes, I see everything in super slow motion: The horizon. The lights in the park. The people there are watching me back. The faces of my friends, all in a panic!. And my friend and my girlfriend, hands on his head, and doing "NO" with arms ... And I realize that jump so hard, I withdrew completely from the inflated mattress area and I am just at a few cars ...
The Transfiguration of Christ I was young.
As a spring aborted stylized cross position he had, and my placid face, and my arms and legs were governed alone. I looked like the box fringe cuffs of a chopper bike, with a range of front. I believe that my life had so much !!!!! jamaqueao The ugliest face Jim Carrey !!!... I was young men looked like a anorrrrmalll !!!!! A person with a mental disability! TROUBLED!
"AAAAAAAaaaaaAARRRRrraraggggggUUUuuauauauauaayYYYyyyyyaaaaa"
He began the rebound: POOOOOoooooooiiiiiinnnNNNNNNGGGGG! ... I, the more vomit!! POOOOooooooiiiiiiiinnNNNNNNGGG! I have, that jets of vomit fell to them to the mundoooo! POOooooooiiiiinnnNNNGGG! My mom spoils me ma mo mu my POOoooiiinNNNNGG me! As was upside down, I swallowed the vomit, and that made me vomit more, and I swallowed another veeeeeeeeezz! COOOÑNNOOOO FOOOOOO!
Oh my God! What a mess! And then to the world watching, and I had a VAIANO another FuuuuaAAAAA lao! FFFUUuuuuuaaAAAA !!... and crying, and shouting and making me gargle! and has collected half show to see the show! Tó the mundaso in pánicooo! because if it was not going to give me a hit with empty wagons, was that I was going to etrallá arm of the crane and crew have pulled half of the show to catch me! hahahahaha, I empapao vomit!, I have take off your shirt and clean shirt, and I face down on trembling, roll on the mat, and doctors, and I screamed, and I have between two to arratrándome ambulanciaaaa because I can not stand on my nerves! ! A DEVIL'S MEN !!!!... BULTASO JAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJJJJ!! mieeeeeeeeeerdaaaa jajjajajajajjajajajajja !!!!!! .... no no no no no I tell you!
To me the only thing that occurred to me, was to tell the ambulance to take me to the clinic! Taba bad! (Pa that me out of there.) And I took the show ... And when I saw that Tabamo ma meno for my home or on the boardwalk, I said leave me here ke care. Is misplaced. I dike "no ta Ombe also to my sister ... and let me here that happened Ombe mime and that's not nothing" ... At least I made a good start of the show, with ambulance and TO, and not walked out with that smell vomístico, with their tails between their legs! jajajjajajajaj!
After that, I can not climb or in a bucket. jajajjajajajajaj ...
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