Well.
As it happens I have 3 chamakitos. The large 11, the girl of 8 and baby 3. The large living in NY with his mother, and always comes to spend the holidays with me aki, in the tropics playoso and sandpit. And from time to time give my step by nuebayores and visit it.
Whenever I go, I take them to museums and art exhibitions, theater shows and concerts such undergrownd or village's public parks (in Bryant or Central, which are great). Vanias that inspire you and give you an intellectual wave to keep a good level of acceptance of interesting things. Go to MOMA, the Whitney, Met, Soho ... In still things he can digest, try to fill a bit the head of art and sencibilidad ... O at least the assessment.
In one of these adventures, we decided to go to the museum is on the aircraft carrier Intrepid, which is anchored in the Hudson River (or was ... it was in 2005).
APERISIMOOOO!! BAAAAaaallllbaroooOOOOO !!!... a trail of warplanes! (I'm crazy about airplanes I) I I melted! and he was he did not know what to do. Seemed abnormal loose two without eating, and with a picture of Luis and Javier 2x1 in the back!. It was a pod diablasooo der !!!... A wonderful day, open sky, blue, white clouds, frescooo! aaahhh ... I love spring in NY, as the fall!.
Well, the sheath is inside the aircraft is a flight simulator, which is used to put people in groups of 20 or so, and locked, and put them on a large screen, a virtual tour .. but the whole simulator rises and moves and spins and makes tooooo !!!!! Derr sheath cooooñooooo!! American sheath bé! ute deidiablu bé! e! mimititico well! Adio ...
My son has entered a juidero with that thing!. PAPI VAMO VAAAAMOOOOO !!!!!.... Hit me, and there is a group already, and that moving and jamaqueándose apparatus. And while we wait, I see that as a 42-inch monitor, where he sees the people inside the capsule simulator how gozaaaandooo! ... And I toy that I want is to come first, pa Take the first seat of allantoic aaaalaaantiiiicooooo ...
previous group are dismounted, and leaving absolutely everything tripod and laughing it up! ... and I say "good millet, dentrooo !!!... vamo pa Fua, and we get to primeritos! uueeejeeeeeee! tripod I tobacco to the world that came to last, as primarily a Dominican laughing asshole ... and noting that the best asientoooO !!!!... Tenemo
not you come to past that somebody says something that bothers you the thrill ??/.... That piece of animal!. I so excited that tobacco and happy !!!... But it was not even told me my ke ... They sat behind us a couple of Argentines believe, and this one:
"Vijte ché, the problem of so so so sit up front, is that you get dizzy ... Vijtee?"
Vijte ?.... Vijte? ... Hijoetumald ...
Shit, pa that was. When I e seen Ermer closed capsule, and that is not a single one pa Ventanita not be looking at the horizon!. Devil men. I believe that my life had I suffered so much for nothing. Thus, dam by choice. Dike, "men, vamo to suffer ... a Chinese Ombe see ...". And then, to suffer, but hide it, because I do not want the child believes that his dad is a loose, or a yam, or a bag damn men!. I experienced that day, is as given in grain hard, BIMBO!, and keep talking trankiiiilo, as if ná. So dam:
BIMBA !!!...
- "yes men can, then I wanted to see the apartment and it was later called"
- "and what happened, did you go?"
- "If, as the hour and a half. Taba cool the apartment. And not to dock the latter, you go away, but the third floor price ... ... Bella Vista ... ta comfortable. My sister works real estate, and called her, and told me how he was first to find out the square meter in the area, you see, before I get into that ... " Something
.
The pod and I begin to analyze the situation. I see my son and me looks a thrill!! not stand her! like you're going to piss !!... And I see a red button Lao seat that says "ABORT", and I remember that before entering said they gave him the button if someone was sick ... It was normal to happen. Start the pod gets to dark, and comes on the screen. It fits like a meter away and is a pantallón as 120 inches. You already know. And you see a sign disque "PEARL HARBOR." A recreation of the attack, and we are a mustang flying and doing fucked tó to kill a Japanese Zero that did not stop moving the Cursed! ... Mieeeeerdaaaaa ... gives much back to empezamo !!!!...
And I start to get dizzy ... and look at child and the child moved, and the sheath up and down, and try to concentrate on not getting dizzy! ... And I close my eyes and I grabbed the railing duuuuro!. And the child "MIRAAAA !"... MIRA PAPI PAPI and look, and look at the screen and behind the Cursed vamo Japanese Zero todavíaaaa pussy! and I "ma shit Cursed Chinese millet !!!"... and turning his eyes and looked at the side ... nothing, black .. no Na ... and watch the ABORT button, and my son, and the button, and my son, and the button, and the Cursed DER PUSSY JAPANESE ZERO !!!... and it has emerged the bright idea of \u200b\u200blooking down at my feet ...
pussy. Wrangling Massah! .. Were spark that was watching.
I started sweating hands, and I was cold, giving me a Cursed pale tobacco men !!!!! jajajajjajajajj!! but GRAVEEE !!!!... And enjoy screaming to the world ... and I start to cry frikiao! guaaaayyyyY!! GUUUAAAYYYYY!! pa that I release the pod to see if I compose ... and .... ná and open my eyes as I bua die! ... and start breathing exercises ..... Inhale - exhale - inhale - exhale - inhale - exhalaaaaaAAA SUUUEEEELTAMEEEEE! .... And I have the hand on the button already !!!... BUA YOU DA MEN !!!!.... YAAA YAAAA! SAN-KU-KAI IS A NAVEEE - IS ... SANKUKAAAAiiiiiii COOOOOOÑOOOOOO NAVEEEEE!! And there
mime ... ZZZIIIIIIiiiiiiiuuuummmmm ... sheath is over ... aaahhhh ....
and breathe.
Barbarian!. My stomach was on his elbows ... hands on your head!
"PAPI WHAS THAT AWESOME DUDE !!!!"
"AWESOME? AWESOME MEN .." and then put oto Cursed mime sign: "BONUS: THE ROLLERCOASTER FROM HELL" and the mieeerdaaaaaaaaaa arrancaaaa veeeeeeee otraaaa! fffffFFFUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!...
Aaayyy! that sufrimientooo .... I sweated cold! ... I, seriously, I cried, so ... like a girl ... covering my face that the child pa vieraa jajjajajajajaj me .. maaalooooo !!!!... I tried to throw up like 3 times! ... chiguetico level and tó. I went a chiguetico between deo ... jajajjaajajajj! no no no ... e ke I got bad men.!
And when really over ... as the lights come and that I toy chigueticos wiping the shirt, hidden, pa me that people do not see that happening tobacco work ... and when I go, so what more camper with my son, and my dad carrying of young, enterprising and inspiring! (Fuck, that !!!), padreee ta toooo the mundaso in the waiting room looking at me and tripod, dying of laughter! and gives me a pat on the back dike "You ok ?"... broder and I remembered me ama JODI put screen, and record, and put you when you go out !!!... And camarita tobacco fucked in front of me! ART BY ME !!!!.... ALANTIIIIICOOOO Forward shit! tobacco crap people laugh !!!!.... ME verguenzaaaaaa !!!!... ke I dike, wiping it chiguetico, hidden dike, and Paste of miii little camera !!!!!!! meeeennn! haceeeee cos not! jajajajjajajajajaj ... no no no .... I should collect it!. Charge or anything for the show ... I refunded the entry ... But nothing!, The important thing is that the child enjoyed, and did not realize ...
I said that did not realize ... Orita when he grows up, makes a blog and posted a dike, "When Dad got sick of being of idiot ... Diaaaabloooo ... These Blogs are the men diache. And to discredit my son ta!!
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